Robinhood Chain · 1,812 trades today
Gamble like a degen.Retire like a boomer.
Acorns for memecoins: every swap pays 2%, 1.5% to your stash, 0.5% burned.
stashed$1.03M1.5% of every swap, site-wide, credited in dollars to whoever traded.
burned24.13M$DRF bought with the 0.5% leg and sent to the dead address over 212 windows.
baskets--Degen ETFs anyone curated, ranked by 30-day return; a basket is a set of tokens, not a fund.
burn pot$61.40The 0.5% leg pooling for the next window, every 5h.
gm, degen.
All stashes: $1.03M. 3,204 vaults open, 1,812 trades today.
Total
all stashes$1.03M
vaults 3,204burned 24.13Mpot $61.40
Round-ups
today1,812 trades
1.5% of each into a stash
Trending
30dpricing baskets
stashed$1.03M1.5% of every trade
burned24.13M$96.4K · 212 windows
baskets--ranked by 30d return
vaults3,204locked until 55
Three steps. Zero discipline.
Trade.
Buy or sell $DRF through the pool or the bot; 2% gets filed.
98%you keep
1.5% saves. 0.5% burns.
The stash leg lands as dollars in your wallet; the burn leg buys $DRF back every 5h.
$1.50 + $0.50on a $100 swap
Deploy or lock.
Ape the stash into a basket, or lock it in a vault that opens at 55.
50%to the vault by default
One swap, four destinations
$100 · 150 bps stash · 50 bps burnStash
+$1.501.5% · up to 3xVault or basket
$0.7550% to the vault by defaultBurn
$0.500.5% · every 5hFour products. Two speeds.
StashNot spent. Not gone.
1.5% of every swap lands here as dollars; a 3x boost skims 4.5%.
$1.03Mstashed site-wide
Degen ETFsBaskets anyone curates.
2 to 12 assets, nothing above 70%, ranked by 30-day return.
--baskets live
pricing 3 baskets
VaultLocked until 55.
50% of every skim goes in by default; nothing comes out early.
3,204vaults open
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BurnSupply leaves. Forever.
0.5% pools up and, every 5h, buys $DRF and sends it to the dead address.
24.13M$DRF burned · 212 windows
Buyback and burn$DRF
0.5% of every trade · every 5m · to 0x0000...dEaD
next burn in
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in the pot$0.00
burned24.13M$96.4K of buys
of supply2.413%24.13M / 1.00B
last burn--
What a basket holds.
Every basket is built from this catalogue: 29 assets across 6 classes.
- DOGEDogecoinprice----Meme coins
- BTCBitcoinprice----Blue chips
- USDCUSD Coinprice----Stables
- TBILLTokenized T-billsprice----Real-world assets
- CHARZ1st ed. Charizard, fractionalprice----Collectibles
- AXSAxie Infinityprice----Gaming assets
- PEPEPepeprice----Meme coins
- ETHEtherprice----Blue chips
- PAXGTokenized goldprice----Real-world assets
- PIKAIllustrator Pikachu, fractionalprice----Collectibles
- IMXImmutableprice----Gaming assets
- BONKBonkprice----Meme coins
- +17 othersStables, real-world assets, collectibles, gamingBuild a basket
Recent burns
All burnswhen$DRF burnedvaluepricetransaction
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-- windows have closed, every one of them buying $DRF with the pot and sending it to the dead address.
Nobody meant to. Everybody did.
i did not open a savings app. i opened 14 trades. the 1.5% did the rest.
locked until 55. i have tried to get it out twice. still in there.
bought the dip 31 times this month. 31 round-ups. the dip is now retirement.
50% of every skim goes to the vault before i can spend it. correct.
set the 3x boost on a tuesday. my stash now outpaces my rent.
sold everything at 3am. 1.5% of that is the only thing i kept.
my basket is 12 tokens i named while tired. it takes 1% of every ape-in.
every 5 hours the 0.5% burns. it is the only schedule i have kept.
Your unhinged trading buddy.
Every line it says carries a number: 1.5% stashed, 0.5% burned.
DRF bot demo
gm, i am the DRF bot, here to roast you and make you rich at 55
/buy 420
$420.00 in, $6.30 stashed, $2.10 torched
/ape POKEMOON 50
aped $50.00 into $POKEMOON, $0.2500 to its creator
2%. Mostly to you.
| what | fee | where |
|---|---|---|
| Every swap | 2% | 1.5% stash · 0.5% burn · you keep 98% |
| Round-up boost | 2x / 3x2x = 3.0% + 0.5% · 3x = 4.5% + 0.5% | 3% or 4.5% to your stash · burn stays 0.5% |
| Ape into a basket | 0 to 1% | creator sets 0 / 25 / 50 / 75 / 100 bps · your own basket: 0 |
| Sell a basket back | 0% | at live NAV, into your stash |
| Management fee | none | on any basket, ever |
| The vault | 0% | in, out · no early exit · age 55 or 5 to 50 years |
14 questions.
So I pay a fee to... myself?
Mostly: of the 2%, 1.5% goes to your own stash and 0.5% buys $DRF back and burns it. You keep the other 98%.
What is the stash?
The 1.5% of every trade, swapped into dollars on arrival and credited to your wallet. It moves into the vault or a basket, never back out: savings, not a rebate.
What does auto-deploy do?
The moment a skim lands, 50% of it goes into the locked vault by default and the rest stays in the stash. It can point a share at one basket, and it can never send anything out.
Can I get the vault money out early?
No: not you, not a multisig, not a vote. The unlock is your 55th birthday or a date at least 5 years out, and the contract has no path around it.
What if I sell?
The fee is on every swap in both directions. Selling still puts 1.5% in your stash and 0.5% into the burn.
What is the round-up boost?
Set 2x or 3x and 3% or 4.5% of your own trades goes to your stash instead of 1.5%. The burn stays 0.5%; the extra comes out of your side of the trade.
How does the burn happen?
Every 5 hours the 0.5% pot buys $DRF off the pool and sends it to 0x000...dEaD. Each window is keyed by its index, so it can never fire twice.
What is a Degen ETF?
A basket of tokens one person named, weighted and published, with a NAV that starts at one dollar and marks to the live price of what is inside. Every basket is ranked against every other by 30-day return.
Can I make one?
Name it (up to 32 characters), pick a 3 to 6 letter ticker, 2 to 12 assets with nothing above 70%, and a creator fee from 0 to 1%. It is live at a NAV of one dollar the moment it validates.
What can go in a basket?
Anything in the catalogue: meme coins, blue chips, stables, fractional cards and watches, gaming tokens, tokenized real-world assets. Real-world-asset classes need a verified creator, because a regulator reads them as securities.
What does a creator earn?
0 to 100 bps of every ape-in by somebody else, paid into the creator's stash: $0.50 on a $50 ape-in at 1%. There is no management fee, no performance fee, and no way to add one later.
Is a basket a fund?
No: it is a set of tokens the creator chose, priced by their weights, managed by nobody. The composition rules, the disclosures and creator verification exist because a basket of securities-like tokens can look like an unregistered fund.
What is the Degen Score?
Everything saved counts once, burn contributions twice, creator fees ten times, streak days 25 each, trades 5 each. It puts you in a tier and changes nothing about the money.
Is any of this live?
Not yet: this is a local simulation of the exact fee arithmetic, with a cast of fake degens and eleven seeded baskets. When the contracts are audited and deployed, the same pages read the chain instead.
The boring part#
- Not advice. The bot is a character. A rank is a rank.#
- Paper mode. No token is live; every figure is simulated in your browser.#
- Custody. Non-custodial by design, no admin withdrawal; counsel settles the form.#
- Securities law. Where and how this is offered is decided by lawyers.#
- Baskets are not funds. 2 to 12 tokens one user chose, nothing above 70%, unmanaged; real-world assets need a verified creator.#
- Creator fees. 0 to 1% of each ape-in, paid to the creator's stash, shown on the basket.#
- You can lose money. The 98% you keep is still a memecoin; a basket can go to zero.#